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River Rat T-shirt

¥4,856 JPY
Free shipping when you spend ¥12,141+ (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Select color: White

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

River Rat T-shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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Frequently Caught Questions

We're 100% US-based, printed right here at home — no overseas mystery journey, no "somewhere in a warehouse, allegedly." Just good old American printing, because we like knowing where our stuff comes from (and so should you).

Fishing from outside the US? We've got print partners scattered around the globe so your gear shows up fast — not "eventually," not "float trip through customs."

Absolutely. Sarcasm doesn't stop at the border, and neither do we. Whether you're bragging about your catch (or your excuses) from across the globe, we'll get your gear to you.

Shipping rates vary depending on where you're casting from, so check our shipping policy for the details.

Yes. The moment your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with a special number, so you can follow your gear's journey right to your door. No guessing games, no "it's probably out for delivery" energy.

Sizing doesn't have to be a guessing game. That's why every product page has a handy size chart, so you know exactly what you're getting into before you cast your order.

Still unsure? Reach out to our crew at support@thesarcasticangler.store and we'll help you land the right fit.

We use high-quality, comfortable materials built for real wear, not just for looking good on a hanger. Soft enough for lazy dock days, durable enough for the fish that got away (and the ones that didn't). Exact materials vary by item, so check the details on each product page.